It started with a bouquet of flowers given to me by my husband on Valentine's Day.

In one hand he carried the flowers. . . the other hand held the Prep Kit he had picked up at our pharmacy. . . for my upcoming colonoscopy! What a sweetheart !
My procedure wasn't scheduled until late April, but for some reason, the doc wanted to make certain I had picked up that kit in plenty of time!
I stored it on a shelf in my bathroom for the next two months. It served as a daily reminder of what was to come !!!

I'd had this exam before, so I knew very well that the rough part was not the ACTUAL examine. . . heck, you're asleep for that! NOOOOO, the challenging part is the day before AND the night before AND the morning of!
A couple of weeks ago I prepared for THE EXAM.
The day before the PROCEDURE you are on a "liquid diet". This is really a tease. The "food" you can ingest is food you would not normally touch more that once or twice EVER. However, on THIS day, that's all you can have. . . and you can enjoy as much as your little old heart allows!!
You can enjoy such delicious goodies as lemon or lime Jello ( but......no RED Jello and of course, I detest lemon or lime and I love the red flavors !) or
lemon and lime Popscicles.
Again, I just do not like lemon or lime in Popscicles, but I was pretty hungry, so I ate them. . . not with gusto, mind you, but with appreciation.
Yummy bouillon along with tea, coffee, soft drinks, white grape juice, and lots and lots of water were on the liquid diet list !!!
Even though the lemon and lime flavors were not the best ones to be putting in my growling, empty tummy, I was going along with the program. . . sipping my bouillon and coffee and juice and water and eating my Jello and Popsicles.
The morning breezed by and before long, it was twelve noon and that meant it was time to . . .
take the LITTLE PINK PILLS that had been waiting for two months in the Prep Kit.

Nothing seemed any different after I swallowed the pills. . . and still feeling real perky at that point, I spent the afternoon on my liquid diet and filling out the multiple number of hospital forms and fixing supper for my husband.
Now I know you are thinking, "Why didn't he volunteer to pick something up on the way home---and even be nice enough to eat it in the car, out of my your sight?"
Yes, I was thinking the same thing, but no such offers were made, so. . . .
I was cooking dinner, and it was time to start ingesting the BIG GUNS in the Prep Kit.
Ya start by filling the bottle with water (pictured below) to the line marked on its side. There's some powdery stuff already waiting in the bottle . . . and it needs to be mixed up with the water.
Then, the "good times" begin! You have to guzzle 8oz of this liquid fuel every ten minutes.
I have to say, it is the NASTIEST tasting stuff I can recall EVER putting in my mouth. Even little
Twiggy got a whiff of the faux LEMON/LIME scents drifting up from the bottle. . . her face clearly reflects what SHE thought
of it!
Once it was
in my mouth, my stomach was sensing what was to hit and it started to
dance around telling me "no, no, no!"
But, I HAD to swallow it. . . continuing to swish it around in my mouth while I attempted to figure out how to best deal with the stuff I had in my mouth wasn't making things any easier. That was where the various "swallowing approaches" came in.
On the first couple of glasses, I had a rapid "sip, swallow, sip, swallow" pattern going on. However, by the time I had reached the fourth glass, I decided I needed to up the rate at which I consumed that dreadful potion. That's when I just tipped up the glass and gulped the contents as fast as I possibly could.
The gulping/chugging approach continued though glass number six. Sadly, by that time, I was hanging over the sink after each round. . . certain the contents of the previous glass would be coming back up as fast as it went down.
It took SEVEN glasses before I knocked off that bottle!!!
By that time, I was feeling very nauseated . In fact, while I was hanging over the sink, I yelled out to my "sympathetic" husband that I thought I might throw-up. He just chuckled and continued to read the newspaper. A split second later, I was really, really glad that I had positioned myself by the sink, cuz in that moment I could hear Captain Ahab yelling "thar she blows" and then I was spasmodically spewing about 4 of the last 8 ounces I had just gulped into the sink.
After a bit, I stood up and wiped the sweat off my brow with a cold wet cloth then told hubby to finish fixing his own dinner.
At this point I realized something . . . .I was no longer thinking about how hungry I felt .
That's when the POWER of those PINK pills, in combination with the liquid-fire, kicked in and I was occupied for a few hours.
The Prep Kit was doing the job!!! Woo-Hoooooooooo!!
The next day, my "designated driver" took me to the hospital and waited while I was prepped to say "hello" to my Gastroenterologist! The lights in the "holding area" were bright, so it was a good thing he had worn his shades!I jabbered away with my nurse about where she was going on an upcoming vacation, while she "readied" me for what was to come in just a short while. I knew she was trying to make me feel all relaxed, but I wasn't uptight by then. Heck no. . . .I'd just spent hours starving and being sick, then doing what the PINK pills and the liquid dynamite had made me do. The rest was a piece of cake.
I was on the DOWNHILL, now.
Soon I would be getting a great little nap!!
Then, right on time, Dr. T. arrived and I was wheeled away for my exam!

The doc and I spent a few minutes catching up on what we'd been up to since I had seen him a few years ago at my last exam . . . then he told me to roll over on my side . . . .and my nap was ON!!
* * * * *
Later, my eyes fluttered and I vaguely recall seeing Dr.T. He told me the exam was fine. . . . no problems !
YES!!! I was glad that was over and all was OK.
Now it was time to go to SONIC- - - - I was STARVING! No, I did not have a lime-aid!!

THE STONE RABBIT was also relieved that my colonoscopy was good.
In fact, he told me that he had retrieved the prep jug from the recycle bin, cuz he had a great idea for a Mother's Day gathering. . .both to recycle and to celebrate the good news about my exam !

So, today, we worked on his plan!
He had this terrific idea to cut the top off that jug. . .

then scallop the rim with some scissors to give it a festive look.
"Festive? Why are we making it FESTIVE?" I asked. "Just watch," he answered while he continued with the design he was creating on the rim.

When the edges had been embellished with his special touch, he quickly flipped the container over, added a couple of jars, then proudly plopped silverware in them.
He pulled the PINK cloth napkins from the drawer where I keep them, and added them to the mix of jars and silverware!
"See," he said, "we've just made a caddy to hold these items in place for our MOTHER'S DAY DESSERT BAR !" He continued, "I have other ideas for our party. . . all to remind us of the good results of your exam AND to recycle AND to celebrate Mother's Day!!!"
Isn't it obvious why I'm nuts about that rabbit???? :)
His next idea was INCREDIBLE. He took the top of the jug that had been sliced off. . . and set it in an upright position. The lid allowed the piece of plastic to remain standing in place so it could be used as . . . . . .

a menu board for our MOTHER'S DAY DESSERT BAR!!!
He asked me what kinds of desserts he thought we could serve, then he wrote them on the paper and affixed it inside the plastic with a bit of double-sided tape!!!

Next, he fetched the bargain dessert plates I found at a flea market last week. . . .all eight for one dollar!!!! He thought they would look awesome piled high with yummy desserts!!! I do too!

His next plan of action was over the top!!! That rabbit had even saved the box that my Prep Kit came in!!!
He opened it up and flattened it out. . . .

and looked and looked and looked at it.
I could see the ideas as they surged in his sweet head.
THEN he looked at me and said. . . . "I've got it!!!!"
And did that rabbit ever have it!!!!
He promptly set about snipping on that flattened Prep Kit box. . . . . turning it this way and turning it that. Then he sketched little zig zags on it and cut them out resulting in . . .

this shape. He looked up at me and smiled, then said, "I think you will enjoy this when it's finished!" "Actually," he continued, "I think YOU should add your touches to it!"
I still wasn't clear what I was adding my "touches" to , but I just followed his instructions.
He told me to glue some PINK crepe paper down the long straight edge. . . . pinching it up and trying to give it a "ruffled" look.

Next, he handed me a magic marker and instructed that I write the letters M O M within the pointed areas of the piece we were creating.
He was really excited about the next step. He had purchased the PINK foam paint for an Easter craft project and didn't have a chance to use it. He thought it would make the perfect embellishment for our design. OOOOHHHH, it was really fun to use!!!
After the PINK paint dried, he had me hot glue PINK buttons to each point, then. . .

he handed me a bottle of purple glitter and some clear glue . . . .
and instructed me to "glitter away!!!!" He knows I've always loved that great stuff, so I was more than happy to follow this step!

The last step was to pull the two sides together and staple them in place!!! It was at that point that I realized what THE STONE RABBIT had helped me to make. .. .

a Mother's Day Crown!!!
I quickly tried it on and decided I would have to share the thrill of that creation with my Daughter-in-Law!!! I'm sure she will be delighted to have it atop her bouncy brown curls while enjoying yummy items from the MOTHER'S DAY DESSERT BAR!!!
THE STONE RABBIT enjoyed the excitement I displayed over his brilliant and functional and meaningful recycling efforts.
After a few minutes of watching me prance around, admiring myself in the mirror while sporting the MOM crown, he told me that we weren't finished. He had more ideas in mind!
First, he showed me how we could make GIFT TAGS with scraps of that Prep Kit Box!!!
He just simply snipped out tag shapes, had me punch holes in the top of each one and then insert PINK ribbon to use as ties.
I decided to use the leftover Jello I had from my Liquid Diet stockpile as little gifts for everyone to take home after our MOTHER'S DAY DESSERT BAR. Don't you think the tags make the perfect touch? (Shhhh . .. . . . don't tell anyone, but I'm really glad to find a way to get that Jello OUT of my house! )

THE STONE RABBIT thought we should have some coasters for our drinks, so he quickly came up with a design!!! We cut circles from that good old Prep Kit Box using scalloping scissors. That design co-ordinates with the silverware caddy!
THE STONE RABBIT pays attention to details!

He decided a little rabbit stamp on each coaster would be HIS special touch!!!

In honor of my great colonoscopy, I decided to also serve hot mugs of bouillon and . . . .

cans of icy cold Diet Pepsi. Those coasters will certainly be put to good use!

Whew! THE STONE RABBIT is quite the party planner. Just when I thought we were finished, he told me that he had one more idea. . . then we would be all set for the big event!!!
Not only would we give the left over Jello to folks to take home, he thought we had just enough paper left from the Prep Kit Box to make bookmarks for everyone! Wow. . . . so simple and yet so danged useful and CUTE!!!
He quickly cut out the shapes and had me punch holes in the tops and weave a little scrap of crepe paper through. Then. . . .
we wrote catchy little thoughts on the backs.
Wah-lah!!! . . . .
another great idea from my concrete buddy!!!

While I busied myself baking the desserts, THE STONE RABBIT found just enough paper from the Prep Kit Box to add one more special touch to our MOTHER'S DAY DESSERT BAR.
He's a handsome dude. . . and oh so talented!!!

There you have it. . . we're all set for a swell Mother's Day! With so much to be thankful for. . . a wonderful husband, children, and daughter-in-law, two amazing Grand Kiddos, a longtime rabbit friend and a great colonoscopy outcome. . . I will enjoy the day grazing on the DESSERT BAR and sharing the MOM crown with my DIL!!!
I hope you have a wonderful Mother's Day and . . . .

the happiest of PINK SATURDAYS!!!
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DANA
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